Dr. Odd

2012-02-10T14:06:00.001-08:00

MIA's Middle Finger: http://ping.fm/T1lDk

2012-02-10T09:51:00.001-08:00

I can honestly say that current me would be a little scared if I ran into 18 year old me on the street.

2012-02-10T08:04:00.001-08:00

What can I do to win back all the people that have defriended me?

2012-02-09T13:34:00.001-08:00

216 hours until pitchers and catchers report.

2012-02-09T11:16:00.001-08:00

I was going to make fresh in my mouth but I am all out of Mentos. This is not a joke.

2012-02-08T13:28:00.001-08:00

I was on jonathon brandmeier on WGN radio http://z31.net/aB

2012-02-08T07:25:00.001-08:00

The "Z" http://ping.fm/grO0c

2012-02-07T11:43:00.001-08:00

The clearing the throat noises are really tripping me out.

2012-02-06T12:59:00.001-08:00

Listening to corn … eatin’ some korn.

2012-02-06T11:35:00.001-08:00

MY Super Bowl MVP was the dude bangin' his groin on the wire at halftime show.

2012-02-06T09:37:00.001-08:00

Urlacher tweeted about his Samsung commercial from his iPhone

2012-02-04T08:20:00.001-08:00

I am at dance class.

2012-02-03T14:24:00.001-08:00

Never too early to start planning my 2012 four to seven day long World Series Parties

2012-02-03T12:18:00.001-08:00

Hey NFL. Look at me. I am calling it the Super Bowl (not the Big Game), please sue me.

2012-02-03T11:11:00.003-08:00

Jimmy Butler and I both went to Marquette but after college I decided not to play for the Bulls.

2012-02-03T11:11:00.001-08:00

We can wear jeans to work on Friday.

2012-02-03T07:31:00.001-08:00

I think I am coming down with something. Oh wait, that is just Super Bowl fever.

2012-02-03T07:30:00.001-08:00

I think I am coming down with something. Oh wait, that is just Super Bowl fever.

2012-02-02T11:38:00.003-08:00

My Super Bowl Prediction: Giants win

2012-02-02T11:38:00.001-08:00

My Super Bowl Prediction: Patriots win

2012-02-02T10:27:00.001-08:00

Justin Timberlake 90s Hair or Dry Ramen Noodles? http://z31.net/aA

2012-02-02T08:22:00.001-08:00

I hope the groundhog sees his shadow so we have more of these 50+ degree "winter" days

2012-02-01T14:52:00.001-08:00

If anyone knows where to get one - I am looking to rent a groundhog to do the whole shadow thing with my kids tomorrow.

2012-02-01T06:34:00.001-08:00

Happy 10th Bday drodd.com http://z31.net/a9

2012-01-31T20:04:00.001-08:00

Drodd.com Super Bowl commercial leaked http://ping.fm/Gy8b1

2012-01-30T14:39:00.001-08:00

top ten inanimate objects that I would not want to be in my next life http://z31.net/a6

2012-01-30T12:14:00.001-08:00

I am listening to new Bears GM Phil Emery press conference. About 2 minutes in - I am bored of guy already

2012-01-30T09:58:00.001-08:00

Wind blows.

2012-01-30T07:43:00.001-08:00

I asked my dentist how often he flosses.

2012-01-27T08:19:00.001-08:00

Dog talking to horse on phone http://z31.net/a5

2012-01-27T07:32:00.001-08:00

Demi Moore is addicted to red bull, I am addicted to riding mechanical bulls.

2012-01-26T10:43:00.001-08:00

Prince Fielder, Miguel Cabrera weigh only 130 pounds less than entire ’84 Tigers infield

2012-01-25T08:51:00.001-08:00

Chubby very young Prince Fielder throws a baseball during Tigers batting practice - he's wearing Cubs pants! http://bit.ly/yHNhFK

2012-01-25T08:03:00.001-08:00

I can't believe the Tigers got Cecil Fielder.

2012-01-24T09:35:00.001-08:00

I think a cool job would be being a seeing eye person for a blind dog.

2012-01-23T06:53:00.001-08:00

I am excited for interviews on my sports radio from the Super Bowl next week where like Joe Montana talks about how great some product is.

2012-01-20T09:08:00.001-08:00

This handicap stall is bigger than my first apartment.

2012-01-20T07:49:00.001-08:00

I would be an awesome weather man, because I am wrong ALL the time.

2012-01-20T06:54:00.001-08:00

I miss naps.

2012-01-19T10:32:00.001-08:00

I just realized that Men's Wearhouse is spelled wear - like wear clothes.

2012-01-19T08:40:00.001-08:00

Do I have spinach in my teeth or snots on my face?

2012-01-18T12:07:00.001-08:00

I dont like sopa. I do like soap.

2012-01-18T07:58:00.001-08:00

I am protesting Wikipedia being down by keeping drodd.com up

2012-01-18T05:58:00.001-08:00

Since wikipedia is down, can someone tell me who shot JR.

2012-01-17T13:54:00.001-08:00

I just ran 7 miles.

2012-01-17T10:17:00.001-08:00

MTV should rename itself NOMTV

2012-01-17T08:31:00.001-08:00

I can't picture the old Cubs GM doing this. http://z31.net/av

2012-01-16T09:59:00.001-08:00

I am so smart. I just figured out the reason for all the dog sh!t on the sidewalk - it's because the snow is almost all melted.

2012-01-16T06:48:00.001-08:00

Packers did not win.

2012-01-15T17:50:00.001-08:00

# of playoff wins Bears had this year = 0.
# of playoff wins Packers had this year = 0.

2012-01-13T21:24:00.001-08:00

Take on me. Take me on.

2012-01-13T13:56:00.001-08:00

I wished I lived in a world where companies sent my company tins of caramel popcorn like every couple of weeks and not just before the Holidays.

2012-01-13T11:34:00.001-08:00

Cleveland got Lebron! http://z31.net/at

2012-01-13T07:02:00.001-08:00

Years ago I was lead to believe that we would have stuff like heated sidewalks in the future. Well - where are they?

2012-01-13T06:58:00.001-08:00

In China, do they call "Chinese food" just "food"?

2012-01-12T14:00:00.001-08:00

Alternate Van Halen Jump lyics: "Might as well jump. unless you are on a ledge. Go ahead, jump. Jump ! unless you are on a ledge"

2012-01-12T10:12:00.001-08:00

I am on a Diet Mountain Dew diet.

2012-01-12T06:14:00.001-08:00

Does anyone know the website where people not on facebook that i went to high school with post stuff?

2012-01-11T13:20:00.001-08:00

Breaking Bad Valentine's Day Cards http://z31.net/ar

2012-01-11T11:24:00.001-08:00

Cyberspace is my new (old) term for Internet.

2012-01-11T07:20:00.001-08:00

I am looking Minnesota but feeling California.

2012-01-10T14:05:00.001-08:00

Facebook has a feature where you can hide people's comments. I wish life had that feature.

2012-01-10T11:42:00.001-08:00

If you were a closer in baseball and they played a song when you entered the game, what song would yours be? answer here: http://z31.net/aq

2012-01-10T11:33:00.001-08:00

A pregnant lady just gave me her seat on the bus.

2012-01-10T07:31:00.001-08:00

(insert funny Facebook posting here)

2012-01-09T10:45:00.001-08:00

New Rule: if you have a smelly lunch, don't eat it at your desk. We have a cafeteria.

2012-01-09T08:37:00.001-08:00

I would love if people started calling me The Captain or just Captain.

2012-01-06T11:39:00.001-08:00

Guess which house Elin Nordegren had torn down and which one we tore down http://z31.net/ap

2012-01-06T11:12:00.001-08:00

Cubs traded Cashner for Rizzo from Padres = no Prince in Cubbie blue

2012-01-06T11:03:00.001-08:00

If I was a cell phone reception, I would only have 1 bar.

2012-01-06T07:44:00.001-08:00

I have had enough of this freezing Winter weather.

2012-01-05T14:24:00.001-08:00

I wear size large shirts and 34x34 pants. Does anyone that also wears that size want to do a complete wardrobe exchange?

2012-01-05T08:08:00.001-08:00

The Marlins Gatorade Machine http://z31.net/am

2012-01-04T08:19:00.001-08:00

I need your help. I am starting a new society where extending your middle finger means hello and a simple wave means screw you.

2012-01-04T06:27:00.001-08:00

Difference Between Boys and Girls http://z31.net/ah

2012-01-03T14:26:00.001-08:00

I am out of the shower.

2012-01-03T14:21:00.001-08:00

I am just going to get in the shower.

2012-01-03T07:23:00.001-08:00

Hey Jerry Angelo - whistle dixie

2012-01-03T05:58:00.001-08:00

My New Year's resolution is to buy more exercise equipment.

2012-01-03T05:39:00.001-08:00

Just a reminder- it is 2012

2011-12-30T11:30:00.001-08:00

My Christmas Cookie Rankings http://z31.net/ag

2011-12-30T07:51:00.001-08:00

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

2011-12-30T07:33:00.001-08:00

If you were going to start a company – what would you call it? answer here http://z31.net/af

2011-12-29T14:45:00.001-08:00

The funniest internet photo I have seen this year http://z31.net/ae

2011-12-29T10:01:00.001-08:00

Is anyone else scared of stepping on a pin when you are in a dressing room?

2011-12-29T07:45:00.001-08:00

I just feel awful for those who chose Beta over VHS.

2011-12-28T11:22:00.001-08:00

Then and Now http://z31.net/ab

2011-12-28T06:33:00.001-08:00

Glad I am back at work (away from the pile of Holiday sweets we still have at home)

2011-12-22T14:31:00.001-08:00

I could get a lot of deals on clothes on the clearence rack if I liked the color salmon and wore size x-small

2011-12-22T11:45:00.001-08:00

The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!

2011-12-22T10:12:00.001-08:00

They can clone a sheep. I wish I could clone my favorite sweater in another color.

2011-12-22T08:43:00.001-08:00

Wrap is such a lame word to represent a burrito.

2011-12-21T14:57:00.001-08:00

It isn't what it is. It is what it is not not. It is what it is.

2011-12-21T12:55:00.001-08:00

Favre's Xmas Card http://z31.net/V

2011-12-21T12:16:00.001-08:00

FINALLY reached my goal- ran 1.8 miles in under 50 minutes

2011-12-21T07:55:00.001-08:00

Fa la la la la, la la, la la

2011-12-20T11:38:00.001-08:00

I am sitting here at Arby's with Jon Bon Jovi. We are both NOT dead.

2011-12-20T07:59:00.001-08:00

Last night i ate a twice frosted cupcake and went for jog and has to stop jogging because of that twice frosted cupcake

2011-12-19T14:58:00.001-08:00

I wish I had a fireplace at work so I could be extra toasty.

2011-12-19T10:09:00.001-08:00

Pics on My Walls http://z31.net/S